Unfortunate fortune cookies.
I laughed for like 30 minutes about this. It deserves more notes.
ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.
- go to Settings
- go to General
- go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
- the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
- open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
- highlight the emoji and select Speak
- listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
- sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*
what the fuck
said “i love ur blog” but didn’t fucking follow me
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of
you can stay
Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed
*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened