Just Smile.

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

ninjagiry:

can we talk about this lady please? How she was an elderly, single woman who literally left all of her property to her cats and how the artists could have just made her a stereotypical crazy old cat lady but instead they made her absolutely fabulous and graceful and she still twirls in front of her mirror like she’s pretending to be a princess at age 60/70/80-something?

hashtag-loser:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

This is my favorite gif of all time

hashtag-loser:

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

This is my favorite gif of all time

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

thegestianpoet:

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep