Just Smile.

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

cyberdepressed:

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

xmasclub:

all i want is attention but only from certain people

foshiizzzle:

searching for a fuck to give

foshiizzzle:

searching for a fuck to give

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.