Just Smile.

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

oli-twist:

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

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jakemalik:

I seriously don’t know how I live in a small dorm room with someone else who sleeps 5 feet away from, i’m such a weird person

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like I don’t know

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what

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how has he not moved out or anything

grumpysalmon:

Whenever a new bird enters my life it is a tradition of mine to make it rad

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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pochamarama:

"You think she’s cute? Have you tried telling her?"

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Yes

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

ruinedchildhood:

has this been done yet

amazing

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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