Just Smile.
therealbarbielifts:

therealbarbielifts:

Unfortunate fortune cookies.

I laughed for like 30 minutes about this. It deserves more notes.

therealbarbielifts:

therealbarbielifts:

Unfortunate fortune cookies.

I laughed for like 30 minutes about this. It deserves more notes.

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM 
AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

kngmnmlst:

kngmnmlst:

MY MUM WENT INTO MY ROOM

AND SHE THOUGHT I SNEAKED OUT

9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

go to Settings 
go to General 
go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
open your notes or a messages i dont  fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
highlight the emoji and select Speak
listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer” 
sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

  1. go to Settings
  2. go to General
  3. go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
  4. the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
  5. open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
  6. highlight the emoji and select Speak
  7. listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
  8. sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever

DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

piquic:

said “i love ur blog” but didn’t fucking follow me
bitch

me and bae having sex
bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
me: put a quarter in the swear jar

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat
thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*calls 911* hello?? my drug dealer said he would meet me at the park an hour ago but he’s still not here and i’m worried something happened