Mom: "dinner is ready"
"Can you set the table"
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
stalkin the crushes social medias like
GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
“maybe if you went to bed earlier you wouldn’t be so tired”
finding lube in ur moms room
WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT
i’m sure that was the wrong image! humorous
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
Reblog for the last one
it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate
So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight
DO YOU EVER JUST GET NERVOUS ABOUT LITERALLY NOTHING AND YOU DONT KNOW WHY BUT YOU ARE